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February 9, 2018
pizza costume
I once threw up after eating frozen pizza. It wasn’t the pizza’s fault—it’s never the pizza’s fault—I believe I was dealing with a Killian’s-Irish-Red-inspired affliction. But, as I do with every food I’ve ever regurgitated, I swore it off indefinitely. I now refer to that time in my late teen years as The Real Great...
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